THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PROTEST AGAINST THE HAPPENINGS OF CHILDREN OF EARTH, TORCHWOOD:

I can't think fo anyone who hasn't heard whats going to happen. Please let me know if anyone wants me to put this in spoiler alert.

But please, to all ym LJ friends who ahevnt already done so, check this COMM:http://community.livejournal.com/savecoffeeboy/

And there's also this great idea going around that we should send coffee to the BBC. I totally go for this idea, and i BEG people to do the same. It could make all the difference, and even if it doesn't- they'll know what we think!

so SEND COFFEE TO THE BBC!

at this address: BBC Wales
Broadcasting House
Llandaff
Cardiff
CF5 2YQ

let RTD know what he's done!

also, theres an idea going around to send a pic of coffee to the this BBC email- i urge people to try this one too. if enough people do it, we cpuld end up on UK news!

email:newsgathering.wales@bbc.co.uk

it'll cost you nothing!

theres also heaps of facebook protests going on, and twitter ones too- pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! need i ask?

Please join the protest- RTD should never have done what he did, and even if he never listens to his fanbase, in this way he CAN'T ignore us. lets do what we can!

:)

Okay, so i'm just going to go out and say it. i dont care if anyone thinks im stupid or in denial etc whatever, but someone, anyone with any IDEA WHATS GOING ON, please reply!

This is for anyone who has watched Day Four of C of E Torchwood

( Please Read- MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR END OF DAY FOUR TORCHWOOD )

TORCHWOOD C of E IN ONE hour!!!!!!!!!!( well, 54 minutes at time of posting, but you get what i mean!)

TORCHWOOD
                                                            C of E

We had to wait almost a YEAR AND A HALF- i am NOT being over excited- i missed this show!!!! I hereby commerate the starting of a new series (even if it will be over by next week)

:)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Click here for 'Thirty Years' ONE SHOT! jack/ianto )

( click here for SERENDIPITY chapter 6! )

 

‘Oh for fucks sake, Ianto!’ Owen moaned, as he heaved the Welshman towards the cells. ‘You weigh a ton!’

 

‘Jack likes it’, Ianto muttered, deliriously. ‘Said he never did go much for string beans…that’s why he’s never shagged you.’

 

Great.

 

Owen slowed down in his movements. ‘This isn’t what it looks like, you know. We just need to-‘

 

‘I know,’ Ianto said, breathing hard. ‘I’m not safe. Even I know that. Just get me in a cell.’

 

Owen pulled him into the nearest empty cell, ignoring the growls of the weevils nearby.

 

‘Save me, Owen’.

 

Owen froze. ‘What?’

 

The Welshman was looking at him helplessly.

 

‘I’m dead, Owen,’ Ianto spoke, voice low and tinged with fright. ‘I’m not me anymore. There’s something in me that’s turning me inside out, and its killing me. I don’t want to feel like this.’

 

Owen stared, cautiously as Ianto continued. ‘Something inside me wants to hate you all.’

 

Suddenly, Ianto’s face contorted, twisting with pain. Just as Owen was about to open the glass door, Ianto began banging on it.

 

‘Let me OUT!’, he yelled, shaking his head in frenzy. Owen moved back in shock. ‘Jack needs to pay for this, all of this. I’ll do it with my own bare hands-‘

 

Owen banged on the cell glass. ‘Ianto, stop it!’

 

‘I need to, I NEED TO-‘

 

‘IANTO!’ Owen yelled. ‘This isn’t…this isn’t you. You and Jack…’

 

‘Jack needs to pay with his blood’, Ianto spat. ‘He’s damaged me…’

 

Then, again, Ianto’s face contorted, and Owen moved back. Ianto began sobbing.

 

‘Help me, Owen,’ he wept, sliding down against the wall. ‘…Kill me.’

 

Kill me.

 

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John kept his face blank. ‘What device?’

 

Jack faced him, his own face dark as murder. ‘He…he acts like…he knows you. Yan’s acting scared and dangerous, all at the same time…’

 

Jack laughed. ‘I haven’t seen anyone like that that you haven’t made feel’.

 

John looked at him. ‘Caught me’.

 

‘Let him go NOW’.

 

‘Can’t’

 

Jack pulled out his gun, as John shook his head in mirth.

 

‘A gun!’, John laughed. ‘Another bikini cops thing, is it? Dashing men in suits, black coats and gigantic guns…’

 

‘We’re Torchwood’.

 

‘Bikini cops sounds better. And if you liked suits so much, you could’ve just told me’, Jon continued. His voice became more grave. ‘I can’t let him go’.

 

Jacks face twisted in fury. ‘Why not?’

 

John paced around the Captain. ‘He’s tied to the machine. I can’t do anything.’ The look Jack was giving would’ve killed him in an instant. ‘Come on! It was just a bit of fun’.

 

‘You gave this …thing to Ianto?’

 

‘Yup’.

 

‘This was never a funny joke.’

 

‘We never did have the same humour.’

 

‘And for that, thank God.’, Jack turned to walk out of the tourist office door. ‘And I never want to see you again.’

 

‘Breaking the device won’t kill me, Jack’, John said softly. Jack whipped around, his arm point at John.

 

‘I’m giving you a chance!’ Jack bellowed. ‘One chance…again. Final chance. I never, ever want to see you again…never.’

 

John watched Jack walk out, into the Plass, before smiling brilliantly.

‘You were never much good at 21^st century Language’, he said to himself. ‘And you never did understand. Gray really is back.’

 

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Tosh watched as Owen came up from the cells, looking more disturbed than she had ever seen him.

 

‘He thinks…’ Owen began, as Gwen turned to attention. ‘He thinks he’s someone else, half the time. Either that or he’s had a drastic personality change; because I don’t believe that’s Ianto.’

 

‘What do you mean?’ Gwen asked, quickly.

 

‘He was acting so weird-different. You should’ve seen, there’s no explaining it.’

 

‘I’ll bring up CCTV’, Tosh said, quietly, typing away. Owen stopped her.

 

‘Don’t’, he said, quickly. ‘I don’t want to see that again’.

 

‘What did you mean; Ianto’s not acting like himself?’ Gwen asked. Owen looked thoughtful for a second.

 

‘He keeps saying…he keeps saying something’s changing him. I just know it’s not him…he says what ever made him this way, it had something to do with Jack.’

 

He paused. ‘He wants to kill him. He’s remembering things that haven’t happened…he said that’s what’s making him hate us all.’

 

Tosh gasped inwardly, facing the computer, unable to face her colleagues.

 

‘Then what do we do?’ she said, softly, as she stared at the coffee machine, behind her computer. ‘There’s not much we can do’.

 

That’s when Tosh’s comm. Bleeped, and Tosh looked at Owen.

 

There was only one thing they knew that got rid of memories, good or bad.

 

 

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‘Tosh, I want you to do a surveillance of any alien technology in Ianto’s flat, the Hub, his parents home- I’m sending you the address-, and any other place Ianto might have gone in the past few weeks.’

 

‘Hang on, Jack…I’m getting readings from his flat.’

 

‘Exact location?’

 

‘Sending to you now, it’ll be a minute’.

 

BLEEP.

 

Ten minutes later, Jack was in Ianto’s flat, in Ianto’s suit pocket.

He held the tiny, flashing device in his palm, willing it break to pieces in his glare.

 

‘Got it, Toshiko. Thank you.’

 

‘What is it, Jack?’

 

‘I’ll explain more when I get back. It needs to be destroyed first.’

 

And I need to get Ianto back.

 

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Tosh pulled out his comm, watching Gwen as she walked away, before turning her head in Owen’s direction.

 

He was studiously ignoring her.

 

‘What are we going to do, Owen?’ Tosh asked, calmly.

 

We can’t do it.

 

Owen was still ignoring her, looking thoughtful.

 

‘Owen’. Her voice rang out, this time, loud and crystal, desperate for an answer. Owen , for the first time, considered how close Ianto and Tosh might have been.

 

‘I don’t see an alternative, Tosh, I really don’t’.

 

Tosh looked at him. ‘Don’t do it.’

 

‘Tosh, please, just fuck off-‘

 

‘I can’t’, Tosh breathed, walking to him. ‘Are you REALLY going to retcon him? You think Jack’s going to ever let you? What do you think its going to do to Ianto?’

 

‘I’m not sure its even going to work…didn’t Ianto once say he was resistant?’

 

‘You and me both know he won’t be able to fight higher dosages’, Tosh argued. ‘And it’s still very wrong’.

 

‘Then you be the fucking doctor, Tosh!’ he yelled at her, making the Japanese woman jump. ‘You’d make a better doctor than me any day. I can’t…there’s nothing else I can think of.’

 

He made to walk away before he paused. ‘You and I know he’s deteriorating, how long do you think he’s going to be able to fight whatever it is? Do you want to die?’

 

Tosh stayed silent, and she heard Owen’s voice wobble.

 

‘I’m sorry. It’s all I know to do. I’m going to tell Jack when he gets here, and you better back me up when he’s here, ‘cause Gwen’s going to have my shit with her morality crap’.

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Save me, Jack, do something. Come and get me. I’m dying….I’M DYING.

 

I hate myself.

 

I hate YOU.

 

I need you dead.

 

Why won’t you die?

 

Both you and I deserve to die…

 

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TBC

 

What do you think? I know this chapter was a little shorter than the rest, and I actually intended to add more, but it didn’t seem to work with what im planning next. Please keep reading guys, I know this fic is getting a little…scary! (As I’ve been told).

And please comment- it means a lot and keeps me writing! Thanks for reading!

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( Click here for Serendipity PART TWO Chapter 6/7 )

Okay, okay, i know i'm on The Hiatus! But i was doing Maths revision, and this popped into my head ( the book says Maths, and i think 'cyberwoman'??? There is something wrong with me) and i had to write it.

Please bear with me if it isnt the best thing in the world, and a bit all over the place, but i wrote it in under 15 minutes, and now i need to go revise.

Anywho, please read!

( The Man With The Key- ONE SHOT FANFIC )

I know its been a while, but this time, i think i should leave a note. I've had a few people asking me when my fic is being updated and stuff, so i really should write:

I'm not going to be around for a while- i suppose you could call it a hiatus. I'll be back here after the 5th of June, and posting like crazy if i can help it! i've got two complete fics series in my word.docs which i want to post. as well as finish the ones ive left :D

anyways, this shouldn't really effect anyone, but i will be reading most peoples fics though im trying to keep it down to about 3 a day: one of those being taken by missthingplaces daily unforseen complications! xD

Stupid exams. But i've really got to revise as much as i do want to jump head first into ficlies *sighs*

Oh, i saw this and HAD TO answer!

I guess i've been a feminist way too long.

As far as i know, in terms of their bodies, men have to go through wayyyyyyyyy less pain. They don't have to have periods from freaking teenage years until when they are 40 odd years old, and THEN have menopause, which is apparently another big pain in the arse. They don't have to go through the whole labour thing if they want children, they don't go through the pain.

And for a long while, women could wear nothing but long skirts and dresses, while men could wear trousers- i always thought skirts made the world that much smaller for women, because when they're long, its actually quite hard to run etc.

If you go to China, there used to be the whole foot-binding tradition until recent times for women- ONLY WOMEN, because apparently, it turned men on to have wives who have feet with their toes turned backwards...:S

Go to other parts of Asia, women were being forced to marry at young ages even now, and the odd Indian tradition of dowries and sati ( wives jumping onto your husbands burning funeral pyre).

For ages on end, women didn't have the right to vote, couldn't get jobs, and if they married, all their legal properties would automatically be tranferred to her husbands name.


So, if you ask me, those are only a few reasons women have it that much harder than men. Aside from all the stuff that socirty has brought upon us, there had to also be the natural side.

Question answered :D

Hi! Sorry this is late again- my LJ cut STILL ISN'T WORKING. anyways, heres the next part of the IM series- please READ! XD


SERIES: TORCHWOOD: Where Are The Aliens?

Title: Part 1:  Owen Vs. Ianto: Jack Isn’t Boss Here, I Am.

           Part 2:   Owen Vs. Tosh: You Act As If You Actually Gave Me A Chance.

           Part 3:   Ianto Vs. Jack: When It’s Me Or Gwen, Sir.

           Part 4:  Owen Vs. Jack: I Know I’m A Genius, But I’m Also Torchwood’s Medic.

           Part 5: Ianto Vs. Jack: Suzie Costello Was Nothing On Capt. Jack.

Parts: 5

Format: IM Conversation.

Characters/ Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen, implied Ianto/Owen, Gwen.

Rating: PG-13 (References to Sex, contains adult language and swearing)

Spoilers: Part 1: TW S2 ‘Meat’ and ‘Adam’.

                Part 2:  TW S2 ‘Adam’, ‘Meat’, ‘KKBB’ and bits of TW S1.

                Part 3: DW S3/S4, TW S2 ‘Meat’, ‘Adam’, ‘KKBB’, ‘Last Man’. Bits of TW S1.

                Part 4: TW S1 ‘Countrycide’, ‘TKKS’, TW S2 ‘Fragments’, ‘Adam’ and ‘Meat’                       ‘Dead Man Walking’.

                Part 5: TW S1 ‘TKKS’, ‘ End Of Days’, TW S2 ‘Fragments’, ‘Exit Wounds’, and DW S4 ‘Stolen Earth’, ‘Journey’s End’.

               

Disclaimer: Torchwood and characters do NOT belong to me. I torment myself everyday because it is true. They belong to RTD and TW production team, solely. I do not intend to make money out of this, nor will I.

Summary: The Life of Torchwood Through IM conversations: What would happen if Owen could remember the 48 hours from ‘Adam’? After that, it only accelerates- Tosh confronts Owen, Ianto finally takes up Jack on Gwen…When time runs out, and the team loses two of its members, what does it all mean in the end?

 

Authors Notes: This is one of the weirdest things I’ve written. But I want to give it a go. This acts as an IM CONVERSATION version of a gap fic series; filling in between the episodes and some AU ideas. It looks at most aspects of the relationships: Tosh/Owen as well as Jack/Ianto. I love doing IM’s and this is the most complex idea I’ve had for such a format. I hope you all like. This isn’t beta’d- I’m back on my own now.

 

 

Part One linked above ^

 

Key:

 

Lover_Boy: Jack Harkness

 

King_Of_Weevils: Owen Harper

 

Coffee_Master: Ianto Jones

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: Gwen Cooper

 

Japanese_Princess: Toshiko Sato

 

Part Two: Owen Vs. Tosh: You Act As If You Actually Gave Me A Chance.

 

King_Of_Weevils: What did I tell you? That’s all you do.

 

Lover_Boy: *Frown* what?

 

Coffee_Master: JACK!

 

Coffee_Master: GO AWAY!

 

Lover_Boy: I feel so betrayed.

 

Lover_Boy: And I thought you still wanted to-

 

Coffee_Master: Jack, please. Later.

 

Lover_Boy: you should see the look on Owen’s face. Are you sure you weren’t having sex?

 

[King_Of_Weevils has LEFT the conversation]

 

Coffee_Master: You shouldn’t have said that, Jack.

 

Lover_Boy: Hey! I didn’t do anything! What’s wrong with him?

 

[Japanese_Princess has ENTERED the conversation]

 

Japanese_Princess: Hey! I just saw Owen leave his desk, and he completely ignored me.

 

Japanese_Princess: Does anyone know why he’s not talking to me?

 

Lover_Boy: Sorry. That was apparently me.

 

[Lil_Miss_Nosey has ENTERED the conversation]

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: Hi everyone! Tosh, are you allergic to flowers?

 

Japanese_Princess: No, why?

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: Because I saw Owen just throw yours away. You know, the one’s Owen *supposedly* left.

 

Japanese_Princess: he did, Gwen.

 

Lover_Boy: he keeps saying he didn’t. Then why is he throwing them away?

 

Lover_Boy: Did you two fight?

 

Japanese_Princess: *sad* no. For that you actually have to talk to the person.

 

Japanese_Princess: And he isn’t talking to me. For some reason.

 

Coffee_Master: Me neither. Thanks to Jack.

 

Lover_Boy: What? When has Owen ever gotten sick of SEX?

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: Maybe he’s just jealous.

 

Japanese_Princess: ???

 

Coffee_Master: ???

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: You know…of relationships. In general. Like Jack and Ianto. Me and Rhys.

 

Coffee_Master: Or you and Jack.

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey:…What?

 

Lover_Boy: No.

 

Lover_Boy: Ianto.

 

Coffee_Master: Never mind.

 

Lover_Boy: Yan!

 

Coffee_Master: I’m tired.

 

Lover_Boy: You are GOING to listen to-

 

Coffee_Master: I think I’ll just go drug myself on panadol and go to sleep.

 

Japanese_Princess: Ianto…

 

Lover_Boy: Yan-

 

[Coffee_Master has LEFT the conversation]

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: What was that about?

 

Lover_Boy: Never mind.

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: Damn it, Rhys is calling me.

 

Lil_Miss_Nosey: Gotta go xx.

 

[Lil_Miss_Nosey has LEFT the conversation]

 

Lover_Boy: The way it’s always going to be, in the end.

 

Japanese_Princess: Jack…?

 

Lover_Boy: In the end…they all break my heart, anyways.

 

[Lover_Boy has LEFT the conversation]

 

[Japanese_Princess has TERMINATED the conversation].

 

 

OOOO OOO OOOO

 

[Japanese_Princess has ENTERED the conversation]

 

 

Japanese_Princess: Owen.

 

 

[King_Of_Weevils has been ADDED to the conversation]

 

 

Japanese_Princess: Owen.

 

Japanese_Princess: Talk to me.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Piss off, Tosh.

 

Japanese_Princess: No. Talk to me.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why are you talking to me, Tosh?

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why don’t you just go and shag another alien?

 

Japanese_Princess: I’m sorry, Owen.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Fuck off.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Hang on.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why?

 

Japanese_Princess: I don’t know. You tell me.

 

Japanese_Princess: I won’t pretend it doesn’t hurt, Owen.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Don’t you dare get soppy and all girly on me, Tosh.

 

King_Of_Weevils: It won’t work with me. I just want to be left alone.

 

Japanese_Princess: I just want to know, Owen. Then I’ll leave you be.

 

Japanese_Princess: Call me whatever you like, I just want to know why you hate me.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Fuck off, Tosh.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I don’t hate you.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Hate myself, more like.

 

Japanese_Princess: What? Why?

 

King_Of_Weevils: Forget it. Tosh. Go home.

 

Japanese_Princess: Tell me.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Tosh, just give up.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I don’t need your false sympathy, pity, crap, whatever you’re playing at.

 

King_Of_Weevils: It’s not working, so you can stop bull shitting now.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I don’t need you.

 

Japanese_Princess: *hurt* Okay, fine.

 

Japanese_Princess: FINE.

 

Japanese_Princess: I’ll left.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Finally. Don’t forget your coat as you go.

 

Japanese_Princess: OWEN!

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why don’t you just go and hook up with another freezer boy?

 

King_Of_Weevils: I don’t want to be a part of one of your weird fetishes.

 

Japanese_Princess: That’s it! I’ve had ENOUGH!

 

Japanese_Princess: I’ve tried, and I’ve tried, and you just don’t get it, do you?

 

Japanese_Princess: Gwen was right all along, to you, its all just shagging, and sex and no one in the world understands me, isn’t it?

 

Japanese_Princess: She should know, after all, she’s shagged you.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Tosh-

 

Japanese_Princess: What, you going to tell me that you’re oh so icy cool that you can control the way you came when you fuck?

 

Japanese_Princess: You have no idea what we’ve been through, what I’ve done for you, but you just don’t care.

 

Japanese_Princess: You let yourself think the world revolves around Owen Harper, and you never stop to think.

 

Japanese_Princess: What about Ianto? What about Jack? What about Tosh?

 

Japanese_Princess: What about us?

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why are you saying this, Tosh?

 

Japanese_Princess: you’re not the only one who feels alone.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why do you care? It’s got nothing to do with you, I don’t get it…

 

Japanese_Princess: I’m human, Owen. Just because I like computers and maths doesn’t mean I’m not, you know.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Sometimes…It gets too much. I start to think, start to think that…

 

King_Of_Weevils: If I ever let myself care it’ll just be…

 

Japanese_Princess: What?

 

King_Of_Weevils: it’ll just be another Diane. Never again.

 

Japanese_Princess: Or another Tommy. Another Mary. Another Estelle, another Lisa, another Eugene.

 

Japanese_Princess: We’re all more alike than anyone cares to notice.

 

King_Of_Weevils: Another Adam.

 

Japanese_Princess: What?

 

Japanese_Princess: Who’s Adam?

 

King_Of_Weevils: Tosh, I need to ask you something. Please just…just wait.

 

Japanese_Princess: Waiting.

 

King_Of_Weevils: If I was…different, like, different different…would you still like me?

 

Japanese_Princess: *confused* Different? How?

 

King_Of_Weevils: Like…more geeky. More...preserved. Less cynical and sarcastic, just more clever and philosophical.

 

King_Of_Weevils: How does that change me?

 

Japanese_Princess: I don’t know…I’d always like you, Owen.

 

King_Of_Weevils: As a friend.

 

Japanese_Princess: Yes, yes, as a friend, of course.

 

King_Of_Weevils: You’re lying.

 

Japanese_Princess: What?

 

King_Of_Weevils: Why do you like me, Tosh? You’ve had a crush on me for years. I’m not blind. It’s not that I don’t like it, I just don’t get it. Why…?

 

Japanese_Princess: *blush* I just see you, that’s all. You’re not like me.

 

Japanese_Princess: You don’t keep it all inside a shell and pretend to be someone else, so that you’re liked.

 

King_Of_Weevils: But…remember what I said? About the geeky, less cynical, philosophical type?

 

Japanese_Princess: yes. I just don’t understand.

 

King_Of_Weevils: That’s who I really am, Tosh. I pretend. I don’t like to be me.

 

Japanese_Princess: ---

 

King_Of_Weevils: How do you like me now?

 

Japanese_Princess: Owen, please, stop this. You’re confusing me.

 

Japanese_Princess: Tell me what happened to you.

 

Japanese_Princess: I’m not a stranger on the streets, Owen,

 

Japanese_Princess: Tell me how I can help.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I know what we did in those 48 hours, Tosh.

 

Japanese_Princess: What? How? What happened?

 

King_of_Weevils: We were retconned. I just remember…because I’ve been working on a magic pill.

 

Japanese_Princess: *even more confused*

 

King_Of_Weevils: We did things in those 2 days, that weren’t like us…we were retconned to forget it, but I didn’t ‘cause I’d been working on a anti-retcon pill…I’d been using myself as a test subject.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I guess I’m more of a genius than I knew.

 

Japanese_Princess: Jack will kill you when he finds out.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I think Jack knows. By now. Tea boy would’ve told him.

 

Japanese_Princess: You’ll be surprised what he doesn’t tell Jack, Owen.

 

King_Of_Weevils: …We were so different, Tosh. You were all confident and so, so happy, and I was…alone.

 

King_Of_Weevils: You didn’t need me anymore, and I was alone.

 

Japanese_Princess: Owen.

 

King_Of_Weevils: It just goes to show; Jack was right- whatever you do, no matter how you try to change yourself, in the end whichever road you look at

 

King_Of_Weevils: You’re still very alone.

 

Japanese_Princess: And no one sees you for who you really are.

 

King_Of_Weevils: yes. That too.

 

Japanese_Princess: I see you, Owen.

 

Japanese_Princess: I don’t really think I want those two days back. I mean- flowers? *giggles*

 

King_Of_Weevils: what? WHAT?

 

King_Of_Weevils: stop laughing like that, you’re going to have brain coming out of your nose soon.

 

Japanese_Princess: It just isn’t very you, Owen. That Owen must have been very nice, but I like it better when he comes out to play on rainy days.

 

King_Of_Weevils: You are very strange, Tosh.

 

Japanese_Princess: I know.

 

King_Of_Weevils: It’s who I am, though. That man…

 

Japanese_Princess: But this cynical, annoying idiot that we know is ALSO you, Owen!

 

King_Of_Weevils: *grins* yeah. Sort of.

 

Japanese_Princess: Forget what you saw, Owen. And as an answer to your very long-winded question- no matter how you were or are, I think I’d always like you.

 

King_Of_Weevils: *shuffles* You know this crush you have on me?

 

Japanese_Princess: *bright red* yes.

 

Japanese_Princess: Crush.

 

King_Of_Weevils: if you look back into the convo, I said ‘it’s not that I don’t like it, I just don’t understand it’…

 

Japanese_Princess: You like it?

 

King_Of_Weevils: I understand it now.

 

Japanese_Princess: *blush* okay.

 

King_Of_Weevils: I’m just irresistible.

 

Japanese_Princess: you keep telling yourself that!

 

Japanese_Princess: it’s just Mother Nature taking pity on you.

 

[Japanese_Princess sends a NUDGE to King_Of_Weevils]

 

[King_Of_Weevils sends a WINK to Japanese_Princess]

 

[Japanese_Princess sends a PUNCH to King_Of_Weevils]

 

[King_Of_Weevils sends a I’M SORRY NOTE to Japanese_Princess]

 

 

OOOO OOO OOOO

 

 

[Lover_Boy ENTERS conversation]

 

[Lover_Boy ADDS Coffee_Master to conversation]

 

Lover_Boy: Yan?

 

Coffee_Master: I’m sleeping, sir.

 

Lover_Boy: Without me?

 

Coffee_Master: To anyone in the world but me, that would seem a very weird thing to say.

 

Lover_Boy: Damn it, Yan, talk to me!

 

Coffee_Master: Certainly, sir.

 

Coffee_Master: In the morning.

 

Coffee_Master: All this talking makes me want painkillers.

 

Lover_Boy: The flu hasn’t gone then?

 

Coffee_Master: Nope. Obviously.

 

Lover_Boy: Don’t talk to me like that, Yan.

 

Coffee_Master: How SHOULD I talk to you?

 

Coffee_Master: Should I flutter my eyelashes and wiggle in my tight jeans? Would that do you?

 

Lover_Boy: It certainly would do me, but that’s not the point.

 

Coffee_Master: Oh, really, sir?

 

Coffee_Master: So you’d like me to be Gwen?

 

Lover_Boy: *stricken* that’s not what i-

 

 

[Coffee_Master has LEFT the conversation]

 

[Coffee_Master has BLOCKED Lover_Boy]

 

 

 

TBC- part three.

 

 

 

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